Saturday, April 26

I am not a Princess

Pei Shan was here last weekend. Throughout her stay, 3 of us spent most of the nights having pillow talks. “Princess” was what we frequently chatted about those few nights. Princess in what way, you would ask. Well, according to us, Princess is exactly for those who:

1. Possess soft voice, where 15 db is the best. Exactly, how loud is 15 db? Well, imagine the sound when a pin is dropped from a height of 1 cm at a distance of 1 m. That’s it. And soft voice alone is not enough. If they speak babyish, then it would be much better. Who don’t like manja girls?

2. Has a child-like thinking and is unassuming. They won’t ask you where babies come from, but they will ask something like this – How come there are bad guys, or even worse, do bad guys really exist?

3. Comes from a rich background. It is not a must, but this will be a plus factor, or some sort bonus, as it is able to promote the princess-y in self.

4. Come in small packaging. Oops, what I mean here is they are of size 00 or XXS. Who can tolerate a big size girl (i.e. me) manja-ing around? I myself shudder at the mere thought.


Not me...


Anyway, as conclusion, none of us possess the features listed above. And feigning it seems impossible. So, we can only say it’s fated that we are born like this. But isn’t nice being a princess, where knights come in shinning amour? Well, back to my dreams then.

P/S: These are just the main ones. There are still some other factors contributing to the making of a PRINCESS.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

chinshi, you left out the question that turning around our minds all the nights... 'why generally/naturally, most of the guys will prefer princess other than us, as being their gf?' can somebody answer our question here? hehe..

anyway, i am not a princess, too. i admitted. but we have our own charm! xD

Cow Field's Vincent said...

There are no exact criterion of a Princess. Guy will evaluate gals base on their their own way. You may think that you are not a princess but for others(especially guys) will think that you are more then a princess. Don't be so sad of what you are, you will never know whats inside a chocolate, is it sound familiar.....

Anonymous said...

Lol.. i think the three of u can still satisfy one category. Having princess like behaviour. :p